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[>>BLACKiE! ]}]

This is a message sent to me by my friends. C:
It was originally a chain message, but I didn't pass it on because I absolutely DETEST chain messages.
But I thought that the message was cute.
Here it is:

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in her address book.

A simple friend brings a snack to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

[>>BLACKiE! ]}]

Another one I've seen floating around somewhere is--

A simple friend will visit you if you're in jail.
A real friend would be sitting next to you in the cell saying "that was fun."

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[>>BLACKiE! ]}]

A simple friend would ask you if you're all right when you fall.
A real friend would fall down next to you laughing hysterically.

That's another pwnful one I made up. ;3
It's true, actually.

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[Battooth]

A simple friend would smile blankly when you're obsessing.
A true friend would freak out and tell you how awesome you are for finding the obsession.

This is actually from experience

[>>BLACKiE! ]}]

Pwnful! x3

A simple friend would instantly say "sorry" if they hurt you.
A true friend would be doubling over with peals of laughter if they hurt you.

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[[:; [h] e a r t ::♥]]

A simple friend helps you up when you fall.
A true friend was the one who pushed you down...
And is doubling over laughing at you.

One I made up.

[Battie]

I just found this in an icon XD

A simple friend would comfort you when he rejects you.
A real friend comforts you, then goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

[[:; [h] e a r t ::♥]]

So true. x)

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[Agii♫]

A simple friend will get you a nice necklace for your birthday, and give it to you with a smile.

A true friend will "forget" your present at home for the next two months--and you find out it was because of the concert tickets they bought.

[*:-[Holly]-:*]

OMG! SO TRUE! Well, in this case, I forgot to get my friend a birthday present last Friday just because I forgot. XD

A simple friend will smile and wave at you when they pass in the school hallway.
A real friend will be walking along side you the whole time.